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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 09:20
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Thumbs down again.
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why is there so much evil in the world?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
No way
Still no good.
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